Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy! (6 page)

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Okay, the first sentence is done. Enough reading for the day. You can go play video games now.

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Well, the chairs weren’t playing the violins. The people were. If a chair played a violin, it would be weird.

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I didn’t even know animals did yoga.

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“Glub” is the universal language for speaking underwater.

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I mean, everybody has an arm up their sleeve. Except for that Stonewall Jackson guy. He has a sleeve with no arm up it.

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Except for Saturday and Sunday, of course.