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CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX

Maybe it’s a good thing the Teen Princess of the Everglades pageant is once again swinging into high gear. Because if I weren’t crazy busy with teen queens and murder suspects, I wouldn’t be able to keep my mind off Mario Suave.

But if one teen queen demands a lot of attention, imagine how overwhelming 67 are. That’s how many sit before me now in the theater in which Peppi Lopez Famosa met her Maker less than one week ago. Organizer Colleen Wrightwood, Lasalo Dufu, Trixie, Shanelle, and I have spent the last half hour explaining the pageant’s three-day program to these fresh-faced beauties and their mothers and we’re still not done. It didn’t take me long to pinpoint Mariela and Consuela in the crowd.

Colleen is a bubbly blond a few years older than me. What she lacks in organizational skills she makes up for in enthusiasm. “So we’ll have a two-hour rehearsal for the opening number at 5 p.m. after all of you have registered next door at the hotel. Trixie, what musical number have you selected to open the pageant?”

Trixie looks dance ready in cropped black trousers, a crisp white blouse, and red and white polka dot pumps with a kitten heel. “I’ve chosen ‘Conga’ by Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine!”

Perfect, I think as we on stage and many teens and moms in the audience burst into applause and cheers.

“How appropriate!” Colleen trills.

“That song was released ages ago,” Trixie goes on, “but it was a smash hit all over the world, it’s got a great beat, and I’ve worked out simple but fun choreography.”

“And you girls will love the outfits Trixie not only designed but sewed!” Colleen burbles. “She and Shanelle did a fantastic job. And I hear Happy’s daughter Rachel helped as well. Let’s put our hands together for all three!”

I watch Mariela and her mother exchange rolls of the eyes as they add their half-hearted efforts to the applause.

“We’ll distribute the outfits before we begin rehearsal,” Colleen goes on. “Now we have one special treat for you contestants before you head over to the hotel.” She turns to me. “Happy, will you take over?”

“I would be delighted.” I step forward. “Contestants, when I was your age I was always eager for advice from beauty queens. I wanted to be the best version of myself that I could possibly be, which as we all know is what wins the crown. So in that spirit, Trixie, Shanelle, and I want to give you a few minutes of training on how to
walk
in competition.”

Excitement ripples across the auditorium.

“After all, a large fraction of your score is derived from the swimsuit and evening gown competitions, both preliminary and final, and how you walk during those competitions either wins you points”—I pause for dramatic effect—“or costs you points.”

“Very true,” Colleen interjects.

“So please form three groups and we’ll get started.”

Pandemonium ensues as the teen queens organize themselves. All but one teen queen, that is.

I watch Mariela sling over her shoulder her snazzy nude-colored Jimmy Choo Hobo—which I know for a fact retails for over a thousand dollars—and proceed with her mother up the aisle toward the exit. I sprint after them.

“Mariela,” I cry when I waylay them, “I thought you wanted pointers!”

“What good are pointers that everybody’s getting?” she wants to know.

“That means you’ll be at a disadvantage if you don’t participate! And you’re the only contestant who’s leaving.”

“Maybe I’m the only one who already knows how to walk,” she sneers. “That’s the last thing
I
need to practice.”

Consuela pipes up. “I don’t know why you even bother to hold this pageant! Mariela is by far the prettiest girl. It’s obvious who will win.”

“Unless this pageant is rigged,” Mariela says. “My mom better not see any top five lists before the finale.”

Consuela leans close to me. “You just remember one thing, and tell your friend, too. Mario didn’t ask you to judge so his daughter would lose. Come on, Mariela.”

I watch as mother, daughter, and their two gargantuan egos sashay out of the theater. I shouldn’t have tried to stop them. It’s such a joy seeing them disappear.

When I’m back inside and have the attention of my twenty or so teen queens, I explain that I base my walking training on the work of former Miss Venezuela Rita Verreos. “You may remember her from
Survivor
,” I add. “She’s also a beauty-pageant coach. I recommend you look up her instructional videos online.

“Anyway, when you’re walking in competition, it’s different from when you’re walking around your house or on the street. You want to project confidence, you want to strike a pose, and you want to command every second of attention that you possibly can.

“So first take a deep breath. Watch me.” A few seconds later, “Notice anything?”

“Your shoulders went back!” one girl cries.

“Exactly. Now I’m going to keep my shoulders back and walk in a curvy line, like so.” I demonstrate. “Pretend there’s an S curve on the floor in front of you. In fact, a good way to practice is to draw such a line, for example with chalk, and then walk on it. Your foot slides in and out. You’re creating a smooth S motion with your foot.

“Now let’s talk about the pivot turn. You get to the end of wherever you’re going and you strike a pose. Hold for a beat or two. Remember, you want that attention.” I am demonstrating all the while. “Then, start to pivot your body but keep your head in that same position. Only at that last second do you turn your head away.”

Applause and giggly chatter ring out.

“Okay, who wants to be first to try?” I start with a cute redhead and proceed from there. It is fun sharing the tricks of the trade, especially with such dedicated students.

The evening is a blur of rehearsals, getting settled in the hotel room—which I’m sharing with Rachel; this week Trixie is sharing with Shanelle, and Pop is in a third room—and a quick dinner with Pop, who’s tired after spending the day constructing a palm-tree backdrop for the pageant’s opening number.

We’re in a ‘50s-style diner sipping beers and waiting for our hamburgers when I ask for advice. I’ll never stop trying to get him on board with my investigating. “What did you do when you were stuck, Pop?”

“You know I never did homicide.”

“I know. But you did other types of cases and I bet the process is the same.”

“Well, if you put it that way.” He settles back in the booth and rubs his chin. “I remember sometimes I’d write down everything I knew—”

“I’ve done that.”

“—and then ask myself if I was ignoring something.”

“What do you mean, ignoring something?”

“Paying something no mind because I figured it wasn’t important.”

“You mean sometimes something you thought didn’t matter proved to be the key?”

He nods assent. Our burgers are served and we dig in. It’s a good thing my father isn’t a chatty guy because what he said has got me thinking.

The following morning it finally hits me. I’ve finished a run and am in my room watching local news and rewarding myself with a Starbucks breakfast of cappuccino and coffee cake. I don’t know if it’s the endorphins, the caffeine, or the sugar—or all three in concert—but suddenly I get a flash of insight. “Oh … my … God,” I murmur.

“What is it, Mom?” Rachel wants to know. She’s sitting on her bed in her PJs nursing her Caramel Macchiato.

“I think I finally connected the dots.” I stare blankly at the TV. The local station is promoting a report it will air tonight: part two of
Teen Porn Invasion
.

Rachel comes to stand in front of me. She glances first at me, then at the TV, and then at me again. Her face assumes a stunned expression. “Mom, are you saying Ms. Lopez got into teen porn?”

“No. I’m saying I thought something wasn’t important when it was the most important thing of all.” I spring to my feet. “Get dressed, Rachel. We need to get to Paloma’s ASAP.”

CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN

Less than an hour later I’m standing at Paloma’s front door, still in my sweat-stained running clothes, pleading my case to the housekeeper. “Please tell Señora that I think I finally figured out what happened to her daughter. Will you ask her to please, please see me?”

The housekeeper looks dubious. She waves Rachel in. “I don’t know, ma’am.”

“Please. I am begging.”

“I’ll beg, too,” Rachel assures me and sprints away to parts unknown.

The housekeeper closes the door in my face. I stay put. Five minutes later she reappears. I crane my neck to see if Paloma is behind her. No such luck. “She wants to know if you can prove it is Don Hector,” the housekeeper says.

If I respond truthfully, Paloma will send me away again. “I must look at Peppi’s things to find proof of what I think I’ve figured out. I’d like to examine her phone, her laptop, and the notebook she kept in her handbag. Even if Señora is not willing to see me, will she let me see those items? I know the police have returned them.”

She sighs. “Wait here.” Another five minutes pass. Then, “I’m sorry, ma’am.”

I could scream. Rachel reappears shaking her head. “No way, Mom. Doña Paloma is in a really bad state.” She lowers her voice. “You know it happened a week ago exactly.”

“Of course I know! And now I feel like I might finally have a handle on what happened! Please!”

But the housekeeper is immovable. “I’ll keep trying with Doña Paloma,” Rachel reassures me. “Are you really sure you’ve figured it out?”

“I’m pretty sure. For the first time I have a theory that totally adds up. I really think I could find proof if I could just examine Peppi’s things.”

“But the police examined her stuff and they still don’t know who killed her.”

“Because they didn’t know what to look for!”

Rachel nods. “I believe you, mom. Today’s Friday so you’ve got to do the personal interviews, right?”

“Then the preliminary swimsuit and evening gown competitions.” I don’t know how I’m going to focus on those when all I want to do is rummage through Peppi’s personal belongings.

“You won’t have any free time again until tonight. Late.” Rachel lurches forward and grabs me in a hug. “Don’t worry, Mom. Go do what you gotta do and I’ll keep trying with Doña Paloma.”

My daughter disappears. The housekeeper and I stare at each other. “Is it true, all those things you said?” she asks me.

“Absolutely true.”

“Then I’ll try with Señora, too,” she whispers, and gives me a thumb’s up.

Back in the Durango, I call Detective Dez. Since he doesn’t pick up I’m forced to leave a voicemail. “I believe I’ve figured out who killed Peppi Lopez and why. But I need proof and I bet it’s on her laptop. Or maybe in her notebook because I know she was in the habit of jotting down notes. Anyway, her mother won’t give me access. Will you get those items back? We can help each other, Detective. You get your hands on Peppi’s personal items and I’ll tell you what you need to know to solve this crime.”

Then I put in a call to Mario. “I think I figured out who killed Peppi,” I tell him, and explain. Then, “I could really use your help. If you could do two things for me—”

“Name them.”

Sometimes that’s all a beauty queen needs: a friend who works for the FBI.

I race back to the hotel. I have 67 four-minute interviews to conduct, as do Shanelle and Lasalo. I’ll do the math for you. It’ll take more than six hours.

I shower and change into what I think of as my Jackie O suit: it’s bright pink with three-quarter-length sleeves, a collar, and a slim knee-length skirt. I wore it for my preliminary interviews when I competed on Oahu for the Ms. America crown, then again at my press conference after I was awarded the title. Like me, the contestants should dress as if they were interviewing for a job, wearing nothing too flashy. No beads, no sequins, no eye-catching jewelry, no over-the-top makeup.

I end up spending most of the day in a small conference room in the hotel. Two notable things happen. Detective Dez does not call back. And Mariela is so personable and gracious in her interview that she lands in my top ten.

That’s a third of her preliminary score. Let’s see how she does in swimsuit and evening gown.

In the late afternoon Shanelle and I are in the auditorium watching Trixie lead the rehearsal for the opening number—much more effectively than the former choreographer did, by the way—and I’m attempting to revive myself with the second cappuccino of the day. I get a text from Jason. “Whoa,” I say a few seconds later.

Shanelle leans over to peer at my phone, too. “Whoa,” she repeats. “This may not be PC to point out but your husband is
hot
!”

We both stare at the photo Jason texted me. It’s a “test shot” taken by the calendar people. He’s standing in front of a race car wearing jeans and an unbuttoned shirt that reveals his new set of 6-pack abs. It’s sunny and he’s squinting. He’s not smiling at all, which creates even more of a bad-boy impression.

I stare at the photo. It’s my husband but sort of not my husband. “He says the cameraman joked that he wouldn’t only be in the calendar, he’d land on the cover.”

“I’m not sure the cameraman was joking,” Shanelle says.

I’m not, either. I don’t know how I feel about that but I need to keep an open mind. I’m putting away my phone when I spy Consuela barreling across the auditorium in my direction. I lean toward Shanelle. “What do you want to bet Hector told Consuela his ‘little secret’?”

“One guess how that conversation went,” she whispers back.

Consuela plops down next to me. She’s so upset she’s shaking. “Hector never would have gotten into that if it weren’t for you!”

“That’s preposterous! He told me he’s been doing it since he was thirteen.”

“I don’t believe it! He had the nerve to say I should try a bee-venom facial mask to combat my fine lines. If it’s good enough for that Camilla who’s married to Prince Charles, it’s good enough for you, he says. As if I have fine lines!” She slaps her thigh. “And as if I want to trade beauty secrets with my lover!”

I can’t help but giggle. She gives me the sort of look that could kill. A few days ago it might have frightened me but now I know Consuela is no killer.

“You laugh,” she spits. “But someday I will make you pay for convincing Hector to stay with that ridiculous wife of his.”

“So after all this you still want to marry him? I don’t know if that surprises me or not. But you can be sure of this, Consuela. I didn’t convince Hector of a darn thing. He never intended to divorce his wife. He loves her and she loves him, the
real
him. Which is more than he can say of you.”

She slaps her thigh a second time for good measure then flounces away.

Shanelle and I watch her go. “This is turning out to be a pretty good afternoon,” Shanelle observes.

Later that afternoon, since I’m tied down, Pop picks up Rachel from Paloma’s. My daughter reports she made progress with Doña Paloma, and that the housekeeper, whose name is Mercedes, helped. “I think Doña Paloma is going to come around, Mom. But if she doesn’t, tomorrow I could sneak into Ms. Lopez’s bedroom and—”

“No, Rach. No sneaking. We’ll find another way to get what we need. So the cops never came to the house to take back Peppi’s things?”

She shakes her head. “And I was there all day.”

So it appears Detective Dez did not take my voicemail seriously. I believe he will regret that. I pat my daughter’s leg. “Don’t worry about a thing, Rach. You go to dinner with Grandpa and have a good time.”

It doesn’t surprise me that Rachel and Pop elected not to watch the preliminary competitions. The audience is comprised primarily of the contestants’ parents. My own dinner is a turkey and avocado sandwich shoveled down between the swimsuit and evening gown events. Sure, a few girls ignore the ban on body glitter and several more kill their chances by sporting stilettos with heels higher than four inches, but matters proceed smoothly regardless.

At the conclusion of the festivities, I meet with Shanelle and Lasalo to compare our composite scores. Mariela easily makes it onto our list of 15 semifinalists, which will be announced at Saturday’s finale shortly after the opening number.

“What did I tell you, girl?” Shanelle murmurs as we collect our paperwork. “You know how to be fair.”

“Let’s see if I can repeat the performance tomorrow night at the finale.”

I’ve just walked into the hotel’s humdrum lobby when I check my cell phone and see that Mario left a voicemail.
“You were right!”
he says.
“On both counts.”

I stop listening and hold my cell to my chest. Since this lobby is so bare bones it doesn’t even have a chair I can drop into, I lean a hand against the wall for support.

I did it again. I solved another murder. I can’t believe it! And yet I can.

I push a few buttons and replay Mario’s voicemail, this time to the end. “
Good girl!”
he goes on.
“Excellent work. Call me for the details on what I found out. I don’t care how late it is.”
I play the message three more times. There’s no doubt about it. I hear admiration in his voice.

Since it’s been a while and I’m still leaning against the wall, the chubby girl at the reception desk glances my way. “You okay, ma’am?”

I assure her I am. In fact I’m so okay I don’t even mind her calling me “ma’am” instead of “miss.”

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