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Authors: Joshua Price
Not Everything Brainless is Dead (20 page)
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About the author (me):
Josh Price (1986-2117 [assuming the continued advancement of technology and barring any civilization ending catastrophes]) is an independent writer, specializing in short, hilarious and witty books in an ongoing series of superhero adventures.
He grew up in Texas, but now spends his days in Missouri, where he has no real life friends (but oodles of internet ones) and hardly leaves the house. In his spare time, which he has an awful lot of, he writes, plays video games, listens to music, and hangs around the house naked. In that order.
Table of Contents
Chapter 01: It is a Beautiful Day for a Robbery
Chapter 02: The Man of the Hour Approaches
Chapter 03: The Big Bad Bunny and the Great Good God
Chapter 04: The Tortoise and the Tortoise
Chapter 05: There’s No Place like Home
Chapter 06: Lessons Your Mother Should Have Taught You
Chapter 07: Like a Freight Train
Chapter 08: Zombies, Gun, & Rabbits
Chapter 09: There’s a New Sheriff in Town
Chapter 11: Bank Where We Started
Chapter 12: The Zombie Experience
Chapter 13: Well, if the Shoe Fits
Chapter 16: That is One Evil Fountain
Chapter 17: Something Wicket This Way Bounces