Read Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Online
Authors: Bob Phillips
Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (26 page)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah more of these knock-knock jokes, please!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olaf.
Olaf who?
Olaf out loud at all of these jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quark.
Quark who?
Quark hard at your job, and you'll go far.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor window and talk with me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold out here. Let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the music. I can't hear it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venus.
Venus who?
Venus it time to stop telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Warner.
Warner who?
Warner hear another knock-knock joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Did you call me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia after a while, crocodile.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Basis.
Basis who?
Basis are what you run to in baseball.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm going to tell you a knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have any new knock-knock jokes? I'm getting tired of these!