Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (27 page)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Eubie.

Eubie who?

Eubie a funny-looking person.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fashion.

Fashion who?

Fashion your helmet in case you fall off of your bike.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Goblin.

Goblin who?

Goblin down your food is not very polite.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hero.

Hero who?

Hero, row, row your boat gently down the stream.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I am.

I am who?

You mean you don't know who you are?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jenelle.

Jenelle who?

Jenelle the picture of Spider-Man on the wall?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kansas.

Kansas who?

Kansas be possible that you're going to open the door?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lizard.

Lizard who?

Lizard that you wanted me to come over to your house, and so here I am.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Maya.

Maya who?

Maya good storyteller?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah more knock-knock jokes if you just let me in.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver friends went home. She's the only one still knocking.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pepper.

Pepper who?

Pepper makes me sneeze.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Quiche.

Quiche who?

Quiche me, and I'll quiche you.